An interviewer asked me what book I thought best represented the modern American woman. All I could think of to answer was: Madame Bovary.

Our job as Americans and as Republicans is to dislodge the traitors from every place where they've been sent to do their traitorous work.

Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity.

While I cannot take the time to name all the men in the State Department who have been named as members of the Communist Party and members of a spy ring, I have here in my hand a list of 205.

McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled.

Any man who has been given the honor of being promoted to general and who says, "I will protect another general who protects Communists," is not fit to wear that uniform, general.

I'm always chasing rainbows, Waiting to find a little bluebird in vain.

American life, in large cities, is a perpetual assault on the senses and the nerves; it is out of asceticism, out of unworldliness, precisely, that we bear it.

Words are like eggs dropped from great heights

It's a sad and beautiful world.

There is no shortage of despicable law enforcement departments in the USA.

When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

One should conquer the world, not to enthrone a man, but an idea; for ideas exist forever.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

I’d just play the music and dance. When I’m dancing, I don’t even notice how I’m doing it.

No Republicans won the White House since the "Jurassic" age without winning Ohio. But for the Democrats, it doesn't matter.

Your Philosophy of life shapes you more than anything else

The Goddess is Alive. Magic is afoot.