An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

See, people come into your life for a reason. They might not know it themselves, why. You might not know it. But there's a reason. There has to be

Remember to view yourself and your humanness with a kind heart.

Truth and untruth weave the seamless web of human nature.

To fight our fear each day is to live with the perpetual flame to conquer it.

The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.

I definitely think leaving kids massive amounts of money is not a favor to them.

How can we expect our children to know and experience the joy of giving unless we teach them that the greater pleasure in life lies in the art of giving rather than receiving.

Pray and read, read and pray; for a little from God is better than a great deal from men.

I hate watching myself on film because I am so judgmental.

Tomorrow's realities come from our beliefs today.