An oyster may be crossed in love.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren't long enough for the reading she wanted to do.

If I can't stay where I am, and I can't, then I will put all that I can into the going.

To live in a fully predictable world is not to be a man.

So let me get this straight. Government can't track illegals and out of date visas, but they know who you called this morning?

I am happy and proud that during one year of presidency, my initiatives have been strongly supported by the people and society and we have launched the process of vitally important state reforms.

Eliminating business taxes makes US best at manufacturing.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.

When you live with an open heart, unexpected, joyful things happen