An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.

Between world and animal are fewer questions than between man and world. How many such questions are there in God's Word?

Intuition is truth.

Sometimes, magic is like that. It lands on your head like a piano, a stupid, ancient, unfunny joke, and you spend the rest of your life picking sharps and flats out of your hair.

If your life means nothing to anyone, it does mean a lot to you and that’s what is important.

When the audience knows you know better it's satire but when they think you can't do any better it's corn.

We shouldn't piss them off, explained Frankie, because who knows what they'll do now that they've united.

Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.

My best advice to you: Shut up.

I think there are times when I can be a good thing.

My mother raised us to think that if we worked hard, and if we put our end of the bargain in, it would work out OK for us.