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Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Only when we face the impossible, and experience the unbearable, do we find out who we truly are.

The only Aniimal with 2 ii's!

I always say that you know when an Italian plane has landed at an airport because the men look uber-stylish, they’ve got scarves on and suits.

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

Whoso loves, believes in the impossible

No cricketer is so dependent on the turf on which the game is played as the spinner; it can make, break, enfang or defang him.

An infallible way to make your child miserable is to satisfy all his demands.

A lunch date is more fun than a dinner date; you're not tired. It's a secret that not a lot of other parents told me about.

The more you laugh, the healthier you are. You must laugh more!