An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

we tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn

Anyone can love a loving person but give your love to someone who doesn't deserve it

A step towards what you fear is a mile towards mastering it.

If You Think that Everyone Swindles You, You are a Selfish Person

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.

Maturity is when you're able to say, 'It's not just them. It's me.'

The world obviously needs to change ... if we can't protect our innocent women and children, then we have a serious problem.

In my belief, there's one spirit. I prefer to call it the Holy Spirit. I don't think it matters if you call it God or Allah or Jesus or Fred or David or too early in the morning or whatever.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.