Anaesthesia, that's one technique: if it hurts, invent a different pain.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

When a solipsist dies ... everything goes with him.

Break the rushy - world of you by Prayer and thanksgiving.

A Child raised in the Mud should never point an accusing finger at a Pig.

The fool hath said in his heart There is no God.

I wouldn't write about sh*t I don't know. You won't hear me write about politics in Africa and stuff, because I don't know enough about it. And I would never rap about something I can't back up.

Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.

When you really want something to happen, the whole universe conspires so that your wish comes true.

It's real interesting to have a soul as a friend, and it makes me feel super special that I've managed it.

No one notices I'm breaking inside.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.