Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death.

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.

...fear and pain are immediate, and that, when they're gone, we're left with the concept, but not the true memory--why else...would anyone give birth more than once?

As we passed his table, I saw that the device that imprisoned the book was clever but wicked-looking, as though the critic were holding the work - and it's author - in bondage.

People who are crucified with Christ have three distinct marks: 1. they are facing only one direction, 2. they can never turn back, and 3. they no longer have plans of their own.

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.

The most tyrannical of governments are those which make crimes of opinions, for everyone has an inalienable right to his thoughts.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

Little I ask And that little is not granted." There are few crumbs In this world any more.

Today I no longer need to change the world around me. I just need to change the way I see it.

I want to be only a poor friar who prays - if God sees blemishes even in the angels, can you imagine what He sees in me!

The goal of becoming more consistent with your core authentic self is a much stronger motivator than "I need to lose 30 pounds."