Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

We dropped our troubles into the lap of the storyteller, and they turned into someone else's.

Life is so short, transient, and beautiful that there is not enough time to get old.

You won't find your dream until you lose your excuses.

When you feel great about you, personal qualities radiate that make you more attractive and compelling to others.

Joy can only be real if people look upon their life as a service and have a definite object in life outside themselves and their personal happiness.

To render aid to the worthless is sheer waste. Rain does not freshen the Dead Sea, but only enables it to dissolve more salt.

The irrational in the human has something about it altogether repulsive and terrible, as we see in the maniac, the miser, the drunkard or the ape.

The greatest attribute of heaven is mercy; And 'tis the crown of justice, and the glory

The challenge of our generation, whether it's young lawyers, young investment bankers, is to make capitalism work for people not just around the corner, but for people all around the world.

Just remember that, ultimately, dressing is always about attitude, feeling comfortable and confidence