And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terrible person.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.

Nothing satisfies the soul than the Truth.

It is a wonderful gift for the man to be welcomed by the woman.

Churchill kept perspective on the crowds that gathered to hear him speak by conceding they would be twice as big if gathered to see him hanged.

I know who I am and what kind of teammate I've always been.

Timothy Leary and I kept the same hours. He believed, as I do, that “After midnight, all things are possible.

Animals give me more pleasure through the viewfinder of a camera than they ever did in the crosshairs of a gunsight.

We are the same, you and I. We are images of light.

True in the game, as long as blood is blue in my veins I pour my Heineken brew to my deceased crew on memory lane

It is impossible to forgive someone if you feel superior to him or her.