And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.

If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.

Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.

I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

Keep your focus on what YOU want to do - not what anyone else wants or is doing. You lose time watching others succeed.

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

Homeschool history tells of more than two centuries of home-teaching influence on American education, although it has been largely obscured by the drawn curtains of conventional bias.

Certain brands of guilt can be inculcated in a secular way but other brands of guilt can only be obtained with reference to the metaphysical.

The Right Honorable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

What you demand from storytelling is a moral - even political - import. I tend to shun that didactic aspect.

Once you know the end of the story, every part of the story contains that end, and is only a way of reaching it.

Don't let the romance die, remember one thing that's going right in the sea of things that aren't.

You cannot sedate all the things you hate.

And if we are good, we are beneficent: for all good things are beneficial. Are they not?

Europe extends to the Alleghenies; America lies beyond.

Be aware that even before you have reached your ultimate professional destination, if you always strive for excellence, you can and should have a substantial impact on the world in which you live.