And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.

It's an odd mix, the life of a playwright.

Apparently the show happens even if I'm not there. Who knew?

I don't like writing with real people in mind.

Photographing a cake can be art.

I hoard books. They are people who do not leave.

I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.

Let's start to have a grown up debate in this country about who we are and where we want to go and what kind of country we want to leave for our kids.

There may be talent without position, but there is no position without some kind of talent.

I never had any acting heroes. I never really went to the theatre.

I never would rule out a great character or a great story. I don't care what the forum is. If I get to tell a story that I'm excited about, I'm in.

One can be inclined to just say, "F this political correctness! I don't have time for that!"

One should perform even an insignificant task with respect.

The trials and tribulations in your life make you stronger.