And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery…and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

On the fifth day, which was a Sunday, it rained very hard. I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.

And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

... why I like timetables, because they make sure I don't get lost in time.

I want my name to mean me.

I find people confusing.

Lots of things are mysteries. But that doesn't mean there isn't an answer to them. It's just that scientists haven't found the answer yet.

But I said that you could still want something that is very unlikely to happen.

I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them

Don't ask me what it means

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.

I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.

...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models.

I will find the good in this loss. I will make something happen that wouldn't have happened otherwise.

She had the kind of eyes that predisposed you to supporting her every endeavor.

The songs started as a soundscapes, and then came the words and music; each song took at least a year to make.

No wise man ever thought that a traitor should be trusted.

I'm not getting paid right now. No pay, no critique.

You are the best thing that's ever been mine.