And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think. So who is "me"?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I have been used to consider poetry as the food of love

You should never ask a horse or an actor to do something they cannot do. Wisdom will teach you to find out what they can do and then make it easy for them.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

Yea, foolish mortals, Noah's flood is not yet subsided; two thirds of the fair world it yet covers.

I went by myself to Hollywood, I spoke no English, every day I had to go to school.

Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.

I decided I wanted out because it was killing me, and I couldnt see where to go with it that wouldnt be fatal.

Not write, maybe develop. Direct, sure. As an actor, you work on so many films, you sort of start to see who directs well and who doesn't.

I've been accused of lacking compassion. But that just shows I'm not without compassion.

I believe the U.S. already understands and will understand more and more that only a strong Russia will respond to the genuine interests of the United States.