And I'm sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Life is a continuum of problems to solve and lessons to learn. Once you accept this truth, then the problem you’re facing is no longer a problem but rather an opportunity to learn.

In politics, you know, as well as I do, there are no men, but ideas - no feelings, but interests.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

What depresses me is the inevitable way the second rate forges ahead and the deserving is left behind.

Eloquence resides as much in the tone of voice, in the eyes, and in the expression of the face, as in the choice of words.

Prac­tice doesn’t make per­fect. It makes bet­ter.

With prophecies the commentator is often a more important man than the prophet.

Money talks. And writes. And publishes. And reviews. But it can't read.

I was born in Paris, and I haven't moved, except until now - I live in the suburbs and I hate it.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!