And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

Love is scary: it changes it can go away. That's the part of the risk. I don't want to be scared anymore.

Ten men shouting will control ten thousand who choose to remain silent.

When employees lack passion, it is nearly impossible to deliver excellent customer service. Doesn’t it make you less inclined to want to do business with them as well?

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

Religion idolizes concepts and avoids personal experience.

Your spirit is the universal voice of love - in you.

It comes down to something really simple: Can I visualize myself playing those scenes? If that happens, then I know that I will probably end up doing it.

I'm really happy about American Woman, it brought the Guess Who back. They started gigging again and got their song out on commercials.

My family was a good family, I had a great Canadian education and I came up in a great, little town like Ottawa.

Dancing may not be the perfect substitute for love, human love, but it certainly requires all the time and thought and energy that could otherwise be dedicated to love.