And alien tears will fill for him pity's long broken urn. For his mourners will all be outcast men, and outcasts always mourn.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Family ... the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

Despite the horror, we survivors were endowed with a will to survive. Or instinct. Or maybe it was faith.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

Character is how you treat people who can't do anything for you in return.Integrity is how you act when you think nobody is looking.

The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.

We don't have to push each other out of the way, because the universe will push us out of the way, or push us towards our goals when it's time.

You have to always physicalize, when you do animation recording. Otherwise, you won't get the performance right.

I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.

To be well dressed is a little like being in love

Improv is... gods creating worlds.