And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Even in war there should be lines you didn't cross.

The use of rape and enslavement as weapons of war MUST END!

You can have all the capabilities; if you don't have the quality people, you don't have much.

Since in the long run deception is likely to be found out, your character had better not only seem good, but be it.

The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.

Power and courtly influence form an intoxicating draught even when raised to the lips of an ascetic and a saint.

A lady's hair is her crowning glory

I don't expect to win every battle but I think Fred Pierce has enough respect for me that I can go fight my battles and win my share.

If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.

I thought we’d turned a corner. Maybe we did, but we hit a brick wall anyway.