And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

God may withhold an answer to prayer until we relinquish control of the outcome and put our complete trust in Him.

Each place is the right place--the place where I now am can be a sacred space. (3)

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley.

Truth is the highest virtue, but higher still is truthful living.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

Youth are becoming the site of society's nightmares.

I cannot believe such monstrous energy of grief can lead to nothing!

Its better to lose your ego to the One you Love than to lose the One you Love to your Ego

My main worry is that after a certain point you become so identified with a character and a series that you might not be able to get work when your show goes off the air.

I had a joint once and I didn't feel right for a whole year