And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

I have set my life upon a cast, And I will stand the hazard of the die.

An itchy feeling began to work its way through my body, as though a thousand mosquitoes were circulating through my blood, biting me from the inside, making me want to scream, jump, squirm. I ran.

The truth is I'm not good at enjoying life.

I really don't want to say things such as 'I want to go back as how things were before.' I recognize how I am right now, and I will continue to live on.

We know we are sinners, it does not follow that we are saved.

[To lose twenty pounds] is not even about how much I lose and how fast, it's so much about being healthy.

Whoever gains the palm by merit, let him hold it.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

The story [Henny-Penny] has the best opening in all literature-"The sky is falling," cried Henny-Penny, "and a piece of it fell on my tail.

To be human is to be challenged to be more divine. Not even to try to meet such a challenge is the biggest defeat imaginable.