And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

If you want to be a leader, don't stand on the toes of dwarfs. Mount the shoulders of giants and you will see further.

When the artist finds himself he is lost. The fact that he has succeeded in never finding himself is regarded by Max Ernst as his only lasting achievement.

Let observation with extended observation observe extensively.

Yes, one gets over things. But there are certain memories one can't bit on.

if we do not know our own history, we are doomed to live it as though it were our private fate.

The Founding Fathers gave the free press the protection it must have to... bare the secrets of government and inform the people.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

I don't think that the objective of the American negro is white middle-class values because what are white middle-class values?

If you try to be someone else, you rob God of who He is trying to make YOU to be.

You cannot be who and what you are unless you have a lifestyle, both internally and externally, that is designed to support that definition of self.