And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Accidental, unintended connections are the best concocted by the universe long before realizing the moon's heartbeat was waiting for you.

Silence, it appears, is not the opposite of sound. It is another world altogether, literally offering a deeper level of thought, a journey to the bedrock of the self.

life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack.

Your longevity in the sport is governed by how you live in between the fights.

Cultivating a close, warmhearted feeling for others automatically puts the mind at ease.

You can't help putting a lot of yourself into the image and when it's printed the reader can spend hours getting it out.

wherever the TV glows, there sits someone who isn't reading.

A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue.

A satyagrahi should have a living faith in God.

The multiculturalism movement must be unmasked for the fraud that it is. There are superior cultures, and ours is one of them.