And for me, the real world involves everything: risk, danger, beauty, energy, all we meet with in the real world.

The work of art is a scream of freedom.

You can't change the past, you know? You can't change who you were, but you can change who you're going to be.

You can't change who you are, can you? That would require changing the people who made you along the way. That would mean discrediting everything they ever gave you.

I think it takes much greater courage to create things to be gone than to create things that will remain

Sometimes an adventure is a mundane thing. A trip to the shore with your best friend. Learning you can laugh in unearthly ways.

You can't lead people where you haven't been yet.

I would permit no man, no matter what his colour might be, to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.

Only a fool humbles himself when the world is so full of men eager to do that job for him. (Theon Greyjoy)

My mother told me...if you're going to get anywhere, you're going to have to do it yourself, because no one is going to do it for you.

Highest good is like water. Because water excels in benefiting the myriad creatures without contending with them and settles where none would like to be, it comes closest to the way.

I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

There's no such thing as the very best. If you're doing your best, it's only because you haven't yet found a way to do better.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

Loving friends let kindness grow in their hearts, creating a oneness with their souls.