And how do you know that you're mad?

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

You are the trembling of time, that passesbetween vertical light and darkened sky,

He shushed her, laughing. “I’d like to be that spider, if that woman was you.

Fearing our confrontations is one thing... facing them unarmed is a completely different matter.

Patriotism is racism for the modern era.

Iraq is just a symbol of the attitude of western democracies to the rest of the world.

All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.

I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

I have stepped out upon this platform that I may see you and that you may see me, and in the arrangement I have the best of the bargain.

After all, you can't expect men not to judge by appearances.

In some bigger cities, I don't think people really realize these structures were built for the Olympics.