And if by chance you have a miserable day, you will come home to a bed that is made—that you made—and a made bed gives you encouragement that tomorrow will be better.

If you can't do the little things right, you will never do the big things right.

If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.

I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out.

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle.

But if you want to change the world, don't be afraid of the circuses.

My wife and I make the bed every morning, but it's a queen size bed today, as opposed to a rack, you know, a small single bed, which I had in basic SEAL training.

SEAL training was a great equalizer. Nothing mattered but your will to succeed. Not your color, not your ethnic background, not your education and not your social status.

Travelling, whether in the mental or the physical world, is a joy, and it is good to know that, in the mental world at least, there are vast countries still very imperfectly explored

They had to be untrustworthy enough to buy a minor alcohol but trustworthy enough to not walk away with my money.

Because we don't really sparkle.

Boxing day will never be the same now that Muhammed Ali is gone.

When two men in business always agree one of them is unnecessary.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

A Twitter update is simple and fast and gets the information and news, and it spreads it very quickly, and it can contain links so you can then link to this whole context of information.

Togetherness is a substitute sense of community, a counterfeit communion.

If someone tells me, "I just wash my face with soap," we have that discussion. And a lot of men, too. Thank god Paul Scheer knows to moisturize.

What is ridiculous about human beings, Doctor,' the prince said, 'is actually their total incapacity to be ridiculous