And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

His eyes are so clear and blue that nothing but clichés enter my mind.

His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.

Time can be converted to anything. It is from that time that everything is made.

Every woman needs to appreciate her natural beauty, but she also needs to analyze the topic of complexes in general

My spirit thirst for the living water.

Light a candle for the sinners set the world on fire

As a teacher myself I've been in situations where parents come at you, and sometimes parents come across like the teacher doesn't want the best for their kid and it can be really, really hurtful.

Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind.

Can I cut off your head?" "Are you asking for my permission?

Apart from painting and gardening, I'm not good at anything.

I never trained in any acting, other than just joking around and doing my own dinky little videos.