And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

The only thing that is stuck is your mind, and you have all the power in the world to change it.

Today's society is wanting in such a way that Honor, Integrity, Trust, Compassion, Empathy are left for the homeless and their pets.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile they are commonly planted too close.

Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

I really love animals and enjoy working with them.

What would people think of a tradesman, that was to give a ball in his shop, hire performers, and hand refreshments about, with a view to benefit his business?

LeBron James can get a shot off under any and all circumstances and he makes them.

No beast has ever overcome the earth; and the natural world has never been conquered by muscular force.

Be happy for those who are happy, have compassion towards the unhappy, and maintain equanimity towards the wicked.