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And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.


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Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.



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Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.



I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.



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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.



The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.



I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.



Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.



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I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.



Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.



The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?





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