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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!


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This page presents the quote "And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!". Author of this quote is Rodney Dangerfield. This quote is about time, zone, my girlfriend, two, funny, girlfriend, watches, humor,.