And never resist a perfect moment.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

To live, to truly live, one must consider each and every thing a blessing.

I don't know why people persist in believing women are inferior, when it is quite clear that men are the more feeble-minded of the two.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

I remember when the idea of living to be 40 seemed absurd.

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

Team Work is the essence of good governance. It is necessary to form a team within the party and also within the administrative system.

Kids are overprogrammed these days.

Ignorance is the beginning of knowledge; knowledge is the beginning of wisdom; wisdom is the awareness of ignorance.

Zidane is probably the best player there has been in the past 20 years ... France have recovered the best Zidane and they have progressively grown throughout this tournament.