And now, I am dying beyond my means. (Said while sipping champagne on his deathbed.)

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I can tell she’s upset, but I can’t be bothered to say anything. Some days are just like that.

I treat winning and losing exactly the same. I see them both as necessary steps to get us where we are going. Big failures big lessons little failures little lessons.

History isn't just what happened, but what happened to whom and why and what would have been different if the cast of characters had been different.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

It's a little hard to speak when you're not supposed to move.

I'm connected to both places because I already feel like New York is my home. But then again I feel like L.A. is my new home and Israel is my real home.

Forgive everyone everything.

Whatever you want in life, you've got to give away first.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in without impropriety.