And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Watch the beauty of your life tree old leaves falling and allowing new ones to sprout !

I couldn't write—or wouldn't write, at any rate—unable to face the grueling self-scrutiny that fiction demands

'Rich by nature poor by policy' might be written over Canada's door.

I think that initial independence is very important that's what being an entrepreneur is all about.

There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.

All hopes are lies, all expectations of the future are lies.

Look out! Behind you!

The creative industries tend to dismiss technology as just something to buy and not understand how hard it is and how creative it can be as well.

The dependence of one people upon another, even for the benefits of legislation, is the deepest source of national weakness.

Teach you children poetry; it opens the mind, lends grace to wisdom and makes the heroic virtues hereditary.