And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Death is not the end death can never be the end. Death is the road. Life is the traveller. The Soul is the Guide

Lover of love. I adore love letters, and professions of love, and true, heartfelt moments when two people know they’re meant for each other.

I understand there are some men who are only half here. Let's not say men. Let's say people. People who are more or less obscure at times.

There is absolutely, 100 percent, a light at the end of the tunnel for anyone who stutters.

There are chakras in the hands; you've seen me use those quite frequently when I meditate. I project the shakti, the kundalini, through the chakras in the hands to people I meditate with.

It is clear that the main element of any United States policy toward the Soviet Union must be that of long-term, patient but firm and vigilant containment of Russian expansive tendencies.

Effective learning means arriving at new power, and the consciousness of new power is one of the most stimulating things in life.

Mere bashfulness without merit is awkward; and merit without modesty, insolent. But modest merit has a double claim to acceptance, and generally meets with as many patrons as beholders.

The more we listen to God's voice, the easier it is to recognize when He speaks to us.

I think all women want to feel sexy and confident yet comfortable at the same time in what they wear.