And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Our spirit is always in peace but our ego is looking for war, so calm the ego and love the spirit forever.

On life's stage for your real life play, always choose the best, most excellent actors for top success.

To the sick while there is life there is hope.

Any great character is the combination of a brilliant actor and the right writing.

We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.

For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.

It seems disingenuous to ask a writer why she, or he, is writing about a violent subject when the world and history are filled with violence.

It was manly and dignified to rely upon God for the dissolution of all troubles. He was the only infallible help, guide and friend.

A good deal of our politics is physiological.

Because remote viewing is such an outlandish claim that will revolutionise the world, we need overwhelming evidence before we draw any conclusions. Right now we don't have that evidence.