And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

An empowered life begins with serious personal questions about oneself. Those answers bare the seeds of success.

Nothing you hear or read will be of any benefit to you unless you meditate and digest itdeeply.

A confident woman knows her worth and so doesn’t fret when her man is highly placed or is often found amidst other women in the course of his business or assignment.

A photograph captures a magical moment for the future to ponder.

Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards. . . . It's a magpie Christmas market.

I'm learning to use others' weaknesses. I don't hammer a man's soft spot constantly, because he may strengthen it. I just save it as a trump up my sleeve for moments when I really need a point.

A rational man never distorts or corrupts his own standards and judgment in order to appeal to the irrationality, stupidity, or dishonesty of others.

Remember, every pro was first an amateur. Start your dream now!

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

As far as I'm concerned, there is only one study and that is the way in which things relate to one another.