And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness.

Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Dancing, apart to music with a beat, is my legacy.

I don't tell lies about anybody. That's why i win all my wars.

Horror is so basic. You'd get an adrenaline jolt from watching your mom get gored by a woolly mammoth. A horror movie gives you the adrenaline without having to have your mom get gored.

Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.

Satan laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray.

The mind of man is this world's true dimension; and knowledge is the measure of the mind.

This is the very ecstasy of love, whose violent property ordoes itself and leads the will to desperate undertakings.