And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Faith is intrinsic to humanity and the freedom to practice one's religion is a right no power can deny

POZZO:I am blind.(Silence.)ESTRAGON:Perhaps he can see into the future.

Hope is an earnest expectation.

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

Problems occur when we tie our peace of mind to another's state of mind.

When they say you're the best, I always remember that the majority of the audience probably thinks someone else should have gotten the award.

When a cult grows up, it becomes a culture.

If your dream dies, dream another one. If things don't work out the way you've planned, God has a better plan for you.

Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.

Now, more than ever, we need nature as a balancing agent.