And seeing ignorance is the curse of God Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

When someone stabs you it's not your fault that you feel pain.

A new dress doesn’t get you anywhere. It's the life you’re living in the dress.

So, the struggle for equal educational opportunity continues.

I want karma to drive stakes into the dark hearts that keep me bitter.

There have been men who could play delightful music on one string of the violin, but there never was a man who could produce the harmonies of heaven in his soul by a one-stringed virtue.

It's now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton.

And clay-caked clothes are so last year.

I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.

The capacity to be intrinsic and vulgar is American.

What is happening within Christianity is that it doesn't know it needs to promote itself.