And so the Universe ended.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”“Yeah, ” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

Stress often comes from speed. So slow down, be simple, enjoy the profound beauty of the little flowers.

We just have to hope and pray that this man [Donald Trump] is changed in terms of how he views the world community.

Art is like an ill-trained Labrador retriever that drags you out into traffic.

exsistance is not the cure it is the problem

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.

We still have disgraceful policies on asylum seekers and Aboriginal Australians continue to die in custody.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.