And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I write letters to you that you’ll never see.

So many commands in the Bible require obedience without us experiencing any conviction to obey them. That is when our faith is truly tested.

Work and acquire and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.

Once you bring life into the world, you must protect it. We must protect it by changing the world.

People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.

Limits are very important.

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.

For what people have always sought is equality before the law. For rights that were not open to all alike would be no rights.

A street that you have never visited is a book that you have never read! You never know what you are missing!

It's overshadowed, the art. We're in a really argumentative, black-and-white-thinking culture right now. There's not a lot of time to take things in.