And that, Annette, is called Pilates

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Entrepreneur starts with an exaggeration, converts to a dream and then ends it with a vision!

It is the character of the road you travel gives you wisdom not the length of the road!

Eventually we all must return home.

We can have enhanced devolution - greater powers in Scotland - but within the strength, security and stability of the United Kingdom, and I think that's what most Scots want.

I don't like to look typical.

Everything becomes an opportunity to evolve and grow.

Four days alone with nothing. Emerge empowered. The first human face you see will knock you back 50%.

What point was there in pursuing an ever-elusive popularity?

And action is the only remedy to indifference, the most insidious danger of all.

For me, comedy is richer and larger than anything else.