And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Don’t keep people in hatred. You might lose that very person who should endorse your next appointment letter if you are a skillful hater of people. Let love lead

No one is immune to temptation. Not even a hero. Not even a nobody. Not even people like you and me. Lust is never very far away. And just when you least expect it, there it is again.

You can predict a person?s future and divine his bank balance if you know two things: the books he reads, the people he associates with.

There's a bottomless heart hooked into all of you and it's wondering how much you care.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

It's funny how much you attach yourself to everyone around you when you film.

President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.

I went to Congress to change the policies of our country. I did not go to change the behaviors of members of Congress.

The Vermont mountains stretch extended straight; New Hampshire mountains curl up in a coil.

Everybody doesn't want to have to be a computer scientist to protect themselves. Most people have no desire to do that.