And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Every living thing requires love to survive for without it, we die.

A business is like an automobile. Its people its wheels, their passion its fuel.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.

Chase's look was hot, wicked, and not appropriate for minors.

When the voice of truth rises from the minarets, the Buddha smiles, and the broken chain of history reconnects.

'Old Tomorrow.'

...hymns have been a powerful instrument of God to draw people closer to His Word and the saving riches therein.

Anger is like a ruin, which, in falling upon its victim, breaks itself to pieces.

Only disaster can follow divided counsels and opposing wills.

Women, are a map, Avik. You've got to understand their longitude, and how much latitude you can take.