And then depression set in....

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

To truly be satisfied in life, you must invest your time into doing what you were born to do instead of wasting your time trying to impress a boss or a company doing a job that you were not born for.

Each day is a blessing, and I awake wondering what wonderful thing, no matter how big or small, will happen to me today.

Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon.

As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist."

Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people.

The great songs just come out. If it comes quick, just leave it that way.

Science is a way of life which can only flourish when men are free to have faith.

We don't have to expect everything from those who govern us; that would be juvenile.

All things are moral; and in their boundless changes have an unceasing reference to spiritual nature.