And there's one thing about this underground work, we shan't get any rain.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Talent is a faucet. When it is on, one must write. Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.

I'll love you even when I can't""I'll love you even when I shouldn't

We live in a world where people say that you can believe anything you want about God.

Not with wrath do we kill, but with laughter. Come, let us kill the spirit of gravity!

Here's the question I would ask you to consider; do you treat yourself the way you want other people to treat you?

Even the distribution of rations leaves much to be desired; the fatigue party, well-intentioned and sympathetic though it be, often finds itself short of provisions.

In the best travel books the word alone is implied on every exciting page, as subtle and ineradicable as a watermark.

when men in politics are together, testosterone poisoning makes them insane.

Victory awaits him, who has everything in order - luck we call it. Defeat is definitely due for him, who has neglected to take the necessary precautions - bad luck we call it

It is easy to understand that the nearer we live to the source of wealth, the more wealth we shall receive.