And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything. I would not change it.

Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.

All the world's a stage.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

I'll have no husband, if you be not he.

I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.

O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Master, go on, and I will follow theeTo the last gasp with truth and loyalty.

...what care I for words? Yet words do wellWhen he that speaks them pleases those that hear.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

he's not a piece of meat you can job off the market by the pound. because, if you do, maish, if you do, you'll rot in hell.

It was a strange thing about people- they could look the same but be different.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

I've never been cocky. Even right now I don't like to talk about the Olympics.

Steven Hawking is a brilliant physicist and when it comes to theology I can say he's a brilliant physicist.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Art is the act of navigating without a map.

All acting is an act of imagination. You are simply conjuring up imaginary circumstances in your mind and responding truthfully to them.