And though St. John saw many strange monsters in his vision, he saw no creature so wild as one of his own commentators.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started drinking.

I worked all day in back ofa hot van snipping off dog balls, I can cut one more pair. (Dark City Lights)

Death is a part of life. It is inevitable. It is not to be feared

Death is lighter than a feather. Duty, heavier than a mountain.

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Against attempts on my life, I trust in my luck, my good genius, and my guards.

Voyager upon life's sea, To yourself be true, And whate'er your lot may be, Paddle your own canoe.

I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'