And thus we rust Life's iron chain Degraded and alone: And some men curse, and some men weep, And some men make no moan: But God's eternal Laws are kind And break the heart of stone

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Short swallow-flights of song, that dip Their wings in tears, and skim away.

If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.

Arsenal are streets ahead of everyone in this league and Manchester United are up there with them.

It matters not what goal you seek - its secret here reposes: you've got to dig from week to week - to get results on roses.

I dare you to take a little pain. I dare you!

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital.

I think the deal is not great for the players. It is definitely an owner-friendly deal.

Everyone is born with psychic abilities. It's just a matter of knowing how to tap into it.

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.

This is how you know religion is failing because people think you're bonkers if you believe in God and also because it's so uncool believing in Jesus and everything.