And we’re at four. Alexis Ann, I think we’re in an abusive relationship.

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

You do remember how dangerous I am with those?” “Aye, that’s the point. Everyone will duck and cover if they see you wielding these.” “Even my teammates?”“Especially your teammates.

I am currently preoccupied with chocolate.

We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.

Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

Get out of my brain!

How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn’t have the first clue what he has?

It was great. Freedom even the imagined kind always is.

If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.

I'd rather be lost than be somewhere I don't belong.

To have a friend and a comrade as your co-star, especially in a romantic comedy, is really important. It gives you the room. It's easier to give yourself and the other person permission to play.

Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.

A lot of people ask me why I don't expand and explore other musical areas, but I like the plain three- and four-chord rock-and-roll that I call the the semi-blues.

Insulting the electorate and accusing it of spiritual weakness and sinfulness are not the ways to get yourself the job of president.

I can get sad, I can get frustrated, I can get scared, but I never get depressed - because there's joy in my life.

To study is not to consume ideas, but to create and re-create them.

The will of the people is the best law.