And we will all go together when we go. What a comforting fact that is to know. Universal bereavement, An inspiring achievement, Yes, we will all go together when we go.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

My words are my children. I am eternally grateful to the womb of my mind for conceiving them.

Nothing would ever break you without first seeking shelter in your mind. This is why you must not bargain with thoughts and beliefs that speak nothing less than success and happiness.

We are born to believe We can’t change a thing We can’t, and we never could. But before you believe The things you believeYou must understand To be understood.

The main thing I am interested in is my experience as a teacher.

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

I'm very shy really. I spend a lot of time in my room alone reading or writing or watching television.

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

I wanted to rub the human race in its own vomit, and force it to look in the mirror.

Being in love is a very strange thing. Your thoughts constantly drift towards this other person, no matter what you're doing.

Whenever there is love the woman blossoms. Without love, the woman shrinks. The men who love power never fall in love. Even if they fall in love they keep themselves at a distance.